Duke, a fast-talking real estate agent, just couldn't sell the condo, one murdered previous owner and prospective buyers left in a hurry. When his poker buddies were all complaining that they had no place to take their mistresses, Duke saw a solution to all their problems. They have all been lying to their unsuspecting mistresses, lying about being single and lying about why they don't have a place to go and make love so Ron D., the stand-up comedian, Tom, shy and henpecked, Juan, the gay dance instructor who wants to experiment, and Duke team up to lease the condo and turn it into their love cave. It is almost a catastrophe before it gets started when they all schedule a night with their mistress on the same night. Fast talking and luck saves them, and they come up with the perfect plan. Each gets the condo for one week a month, which gives them time to change the pictures and the clothes in the closets and drawers to avoid suspicion and questions. Life is good until a crazy mistress, an Arab family bent on stoning someone and a suspicious wife start a chain reaction that brings everyone together in the condo on the same night, pissed off mistresses, angry wives, Muslim fanatics and gun wheedling cops make for a bang up ending to this comic love story gone crazy.—Bill Dumas and Bill Morroni